person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!
me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!
my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where it’s going
sometimes my lies get to a point where i get mad when people dont believe me
rebel by shoving your homework in your ass! violate your school’s “no homework in ass” policy!
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell