"so what are your plans for after college?"
i will dismantle the establishment board by board
can i stay at your place? no hobo
*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it
this is ur pilot speaking……..fuck u
real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.
what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh
I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS:
- STUNNING EYES
- A LIL FREAKY WHEN UR ALONE