once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
bisexual means u only have sex twice. in ur entire lifetime. 2
the better my hair looks the better i function in school
you: eats carrots raw and unwashed
me: takes the time to properly prepare food for consumption
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.